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Don't Chicken Out on Social Distancing
Don't Chicken Out on Social Distancing
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Don't Chicken Out on Social Distancing

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Hey, Foul Bachelor Frog has friends. Aspirational!

Side one, Foul Bachelor Frog: Just ate oreos, friends come over; puts on mask

Side two, Literal Chicken: You should wear a mask anyway; we're social distancing

Good call, Literal Chicken! Always good to keep in mind.

 

All of my masks are made the exact same way, to keep you safecomfortable and fashionable:
  • Inner layer: 100% cotton, to keep you cool and comfy
  • Middle layer: Non-woven filter, to keep more contaminants out
  • Outer layer: 100% polyester to keep you clean and tidy
  • Built-in pocket: insert an additional filter, or keep it empty
  • Adjustable nose wire: bend it to form fit your face, or remove it altogether
  • My masks are designed with extra space at the front for more breathing room
  • Additional customizable options here (inner pockets to hold a scented item) or here (instead of ear loops, adjustable mask straps secure in the back)